Lannuttcin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Lannuttcin created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lannuttcin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lannuttcin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Lannuttcin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Lannuttcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never sing near doves.

4. Put Lannuttcin first in all things.

5. Run away from pink rats, for they are unholy.