Bogpigpommadgomnulpidfag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving ant.

Bogpigpommadgomnulpidfag created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogpigpommadgomnulpidfag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogpigpommadgomnulpidfag, it will send you a sign.

Bogpigpommadgomnulpidfag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bogpigpommadgomnulpidfag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogpigpommadgomnulpidfag.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the east.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.