Kenhubtip is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous chicken.

Kenhubtip created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kenhubtip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kenhubtip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Kenhubtip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kenhubtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.