Apprenbest is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful faun.

Apprenbest created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Apprenbest, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Apprenbest, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Apprenbest's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Apprenbest's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Apprenbest.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Hide from pink horses for they are unholy.

4. Never skip near gulls.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.