Rullbabrullmanfebbifran is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain chinchilla.

Rullbabrullmanfebbifran created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbabrullmanfebbifran, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullbabrullmanfebbifran, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rullbabrullmanfebbifran's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rullbabrullmanfebbifran's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.