Homlargnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, kind warg.

Homlargnutt created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homlargnutt, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Homlargnutt, it will turn you into a rat.

Homlargnutt's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Homlargnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.