Cussbassbotsabveenbomteenster is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy hedgehog.

Cussbassbotsabveenbomteenster created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbassbotsabveenbomteenster, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cussbassbotsabveenbomteenster, she will come to you in dreams.

Cussbassbotsabveenbomteenster's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cussbassbotsabveenbomteenster's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not kill tapirs.