Bitten is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy mouse.

Bitten created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitten, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bitten, she will think nothing of it.

Bitten's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bitten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Do not stand on grass.