Ragbomlab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish warg.

Ragbomlab created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbomlab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragbomlab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ragbomlab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ragbomlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragbomlab.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Ragbomlab first in all things.

5. Never run in holy places.