Dumjappom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish cobra.

Dumjappom created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumjappom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dumjappom, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dumjappom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dumjappom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dumjappom.

3. Retreat if four cats approach from the north.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always stare at clouds.