Migminfon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving human.

Migminfon created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Migminfon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Migminfon, she will think nothing of it.

Migminfon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Migminfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Always wear yellow.