Zanbadnart is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, loving goblin.

Zanbadnart created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbadnart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zanbadnart, she will turn you into a sheep.

Zanbadnart's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Zanbadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zanbadnart.

3. Do not take Zanbadnart's name in vain.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always obey Zanbadnart's priests.