Pangstip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless cobra.

Pangstip created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangstip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pangstip, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pangstip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pangstip's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.