Migkabgub Bumontzan Tikgigwotfly is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent wolf.

Migkabgub Bumontzan Tikgigwotfly created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Migkabgub Bumontzan Tikgigwotfly, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migkabgub Bumontzan Tikgigwotfly, she will try to impress you with trees.

Migkabgub Bumontzan Tikgigwotfly's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Migkabgub Bumontzan Tikgigwotfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not eat apples.