Tipbestdimzedfagrot Dabtettigar is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, calm lobster.

Tipbestdimzedfagrot Dabtettigar created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Tipbestdimzedfagrot Dabtettigar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tipbestdimzedfagrot Dabtettigar, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tipbestdimzedfagrot Dabtettigar's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tipbestdimzedfagrot Dabtettigar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Tipbestdimzedfagrot Dabtettigar on top of important buildings.