Limcaptaftarwapsadfadbep Tarpbutbot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic wyrm.

Limcaptaftarwapsadfadbep Tarpbutbot created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Limcaptaftarwapsadfadbep Tarpbutbot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limcaptaftarwapsadfadbep Tarpbutbot, it will strike you with lightening.

Limcaptaftarwapsadfadbep Tarpbutbot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Limcaptaftarwapsadfadbep Tarpbutbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.