Pibdudbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, impressive camel.

Pibdudbif created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibdudbif, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pibdudbif, he will throw large rocks at you.

Pibdudbif's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pibdudbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.