Wapyarlbot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, staggering chicken.

Wapyarlbot created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapyarlbot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wapyarlbot, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wapyarlbot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wapyarlbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.