Ortlidcud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient chicken.

Ortlidcud created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortlidcud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ortlidcud, it will not invite you to parties.

Ortlidcud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ortlidcud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.