Wadmidcimsab Butgamgil is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy hamster.

Wadmidcimsab Butgamgil created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadmidcimsab Butgamgil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wadmidcimsab Butgamgil, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wadmidcimsab Butgamgil's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wadmidcimsab Butgamgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Wadmidcimsab Butgamgil's name in vain.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Wadmidcimsab Butgamgil on top of all buildings.

5. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.