Minsanzod is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing gerbil.

Minsanzod created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minsanzod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Minsanzod, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Minsanzod's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Minsanzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Never paint your hands magenta.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.