Fenrotcip is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful wombat.

Fenrotcip created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fenrotcip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenrotcip, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fenrotcip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fenrotcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Hide from purple capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Fenrotcip loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.