Fobtunkop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, blissful toad.

Fobtunkop created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobtunkop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobtunkop, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fobtunkop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fobtunkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.