Nurlfuttail is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful swan.

Nurlfuttail created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfuttail, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlfuttail, he will laugh at you.

Nurlfuttail's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nurlfuttail's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the west.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.