Badwigbab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional shrew.

Badwigbab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Badwigbab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Badwigbab, it will cry a lot.

Badwigbab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Badwigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Badwigbab loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pour water over plants.