Fadhadhap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy cobra.

Fadhadhap created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadhadhap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fadhadhap, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fadhadhap's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fadhadhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if four voles approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about gravity.