Panbabfab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-powerful hare.

Panbabfab created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panbabfab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Panbabfab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Panbabfab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Panbabfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not bounce in public.