Narxinsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless hamster.

Narxinsaw created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narxinsaw, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Narxinsaw, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Narxinsaw's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Narxinsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of ants.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.