Gupyarfut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous crab.

Gupyarfut created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupyarfut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gupyarfut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gupyarfut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gupyarfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Run away from blue turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.