Bomstipwap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, competent clam.

Bomstipwap created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomstipwap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomstipwap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bomstipwap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bomstipwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bomstipwap.