Pigdossabmad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unselfish centipede.

Pigdossabmad created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigdossabmad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pigdossabmad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pigdossabmad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pigdossabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four shrews approach from the west.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.