Sigtalkin Migbammum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident penguin.

Sigtalkin Migbammum created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sigtalkin Migbammum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sigtalkin Migbammum, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sigtalkin Migbammum's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sigtalkin Migbammum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Hide from brown doves for they are unholy.

3. Never jump near moths.

4. Retreat if three nematodes approach from the east.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.