Fadduddib is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing mink.

Fadduddib created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadduddib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadduddib, she will come to you in dreams.

Fadduddib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fadduddib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.