Stigmigstik is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, temperamental
dragon.
Stigmigstik created Africa four years ago.
If you believe in
Stigmigstik, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Stigmigstik, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Stigmigstik's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Stigmigstik's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.