Stigmigstik is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, temperamental dragon.

Stigmigstik created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Stigmigstik, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stigmigstik, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Stigmigstik's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Stigmigstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.