Fotkomlik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying manatee.

Fotkomlik created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotkomlik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fotkomlik, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fotkomlik's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fotkomlik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.