Gubnilpod is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow
coyote.
Gubnilpod created Asia nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gubnilpod, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Gubnilpod, he will destroy your favourite star.
Gubnilpod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Gubnilpod's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Gubnilpod loves geese, so they must be respected.
3. Do not kill mites.
4. Never wear fawn coats.
5. Do not hurt badgers.