Gubnilpod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow coyote.

Gubnilpod created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubnilpod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gubnilpod, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gubnilpod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gubnilpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Gubnilpod loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Never wear fawn coats.

5. Do not hurt badgers.