Nilfossomin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever wyvern.

Nilfossomin created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilfossomin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nilfossomin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nilfossomin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nilfossomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near moths.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.