Jarnrillneg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective whale.

Jarnrillneg created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnrillneg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jarnrillneg, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jarnrillneg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jarnrillneg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Jarnrillneg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jarnrillneg.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Always obey Jarnrillneg's priests.