Cudabhon is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow ant.

Cudabhon created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Cudabhon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cudabhon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cudabhon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cudabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.