Hamgutlab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous crane.

Hamgutlab created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamgutlab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamgutlab, he will turn you into a snail.

Hamgutlab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hamgutlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hamgutlab's priests.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Hamgutlab's name in vain.