Hamgutlab is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous
crane.
Hamgutlab created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hamgutlab, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hamgutlab, he will turn you into a snail.
Hamgutlab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Hamgutlab's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Hamgutlab's priests.
2. Do not eat cherries.
3. Do not wear green clothing.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not take Hamgutlab's name in vain.