Nankipxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent cobra.

Nankipxuc created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nankipxuc, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nankipxuc, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nankipxuc's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nankipxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven voles approach from the north.

2. You must pray to Nankipxuc three times a day.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.