Wipcanmit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omniscient rat.

Wipcanmit created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcanmit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wipcanmit, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wipcanmit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wipcanmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wipcanmit.

3. You must love Wipcanmit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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