Libkimcenbimtuntabgar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent weasel.

Libkimcenbimtuntabgar created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Libkimcenbimtuntabgar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Libkimcenbimtuntabgar, she will come to you in dreams.

Libkimcenbimtuntabgar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Libkimcenbimtuntabgar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Libkimcenbimtuntabgar must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.