Wonfubsanrag is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable
bee.
Wonfubsanrag created vertebrates four million years ago.
If you believe in
Wonfubsanrag, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Wonfubsanrag, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Wonfubsanrag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Wonfubsanrag's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Wonfubsanrag's name in vain.
2. Never write about amino acids.
3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Wonfubsanrag on top of all buildings.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never hurt sheep.