Rakgutsom is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, slow
hare.
Rakgutsom created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rakgutsom, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Rakgutsom, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Rakgutsom's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Rakgutsom's Holy Commandments1. Never mention ants.
2. Never think about moons.
3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
4. Run away if four voles approach from the east.
5. Always help sick snails.