Bisshunhap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, uncaring newt.

Bisshunhap created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bisshunhap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bisshunhap, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bisshunhap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bisshunhap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six voles approach from the north.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Bisshunhap on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never wear blue jumpers.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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