Wadvolmilwonrul is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ruthless jellyfish.

Wadvolmilwonrul created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadvolmilwonrul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadvolmilwonrul, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wadvolmilwonrul's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wadvolmilwonrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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