Kikgebman Yamcemsaw Gilratsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, strong faun.

Kikgebman Yamcemsaw Gilratsaf created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikgebman Yamcemsaw Gilratsaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kikgebman Yamcemsaw Gilratsaf, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kikgebman Yamcemsaw Gilratsaf's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kikgebman Yamcemsaw Gilratsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.