Kennadfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, staggering snail.

Kennadfig created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kennadfig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kennadfig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kennadfig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Kennadfig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Never mention ducks.