Natdunrapstip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous raven.

Natdunrapstip created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natdunrapstip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Natdunrapstip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Natdunrapstip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Natdunrapstip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Natdunrapstip five times a day.

2. Put Natdunrapstip first in all things.

3. You must love Natdunrapstip.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.